ok soo single. (1628 posts)

  • Profile picture of Timba1 Timba1 said:
    3 years, 7 months ago

    OK so theres heeeaps of single posts. but lets just laugh at how single we are!

    Im soo single, im considering buying mens perfume to spray on my pillow so wen i wake up it smells like someone just left for work..

    .. ill be back soon when I ave time to continue.. i ave so many.

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  • Profile picture of little-rawr little-rawr said:
    3 years, 7 months ago

    I’m so single i’m on the fast track to being a cat lady :P I hate cat hair on clothes, so I’ve already picked out a hairless one. My friend and i have an ongoing joke about the little wrinkles in its skin.. and refer to is as a peniscat.

    heres my future little baby :)

    [attachment 1070 PENISCAT.jpg]

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  • Profile picture of Sassa Sassa said:
    3 years, 7 months ago

    Timba… Bendon is having a massive underwear sale at the moment!! And they go to like a G cup or someshit now so you should pop on in and get some sexy new stuff… Power of attraction and all that!!!

    I got two new sets in the last two days!!!

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  • Profile picture of Shiny Shiny said:
    3 years, 7 months ago

    little rawr Wrote:
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    > I’m so single i’m on the fast track to being a cat
    > lady :P I hate cat hair on clothes, so I’ve
    > already picked out a hairless one. My friend and i
    > have an ongoing joke about the little wrinkles in
    > its skin.. and refer to is as a peniscat.
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    > heres my future little baby :)
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    >
    You’re so right, those cats are foreskins with ears.

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  • Profile picture of little-rawr little-rawr said:
    3 years, 7 months ago

    yep ;) already been asked if it will go through “cat flaps”
    ew nasty

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  • Profile picture of Miley Miley said:
    3 years, 7 months ago

    haha timba. soo single boat too.

    keen for a mid-week bristol ho-down throwdown for all da single ladies.

    thank fuuck i have my teddy, ted. he sends me sleep each night.

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  • Profile picture of Boa1 Boa1 said:
    3 years, 7 months ago

    I’m so single I’ve spent the night giving my newly de-virgined 21yr old male friend sex tips… and it’s probably the closest thing I’ll get to it for a while!

    :(

    EDIT:

    By the way, I LOVE this thread. Lets post all our pathetic singleness and possible conquests :)

    I’m also so single I send an ex-lover a message totally proposing we get together and make luuurve…. I figure if you’ve already been there it’s not that bad? Cas I really could do with a good ravishing right now.

    So, So, Single.

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  • Profile picture of viper_chick viper_chick said:
    3 years, 7 months ago

    Boa Wrote:
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    > I’m so single I’ve spent the night giving my newly
    > de-virgined 21yr old male friend sex tips…

    That made me LoL :)

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  • Profile picture of Boa1 Boa1 said:
    3 years, 7 months ago

    Haha. It’s really, really, really sad, to be living through my 21year old friend who is having his first venture into lurve making…

    edit:

    I’m so single ….the guy who i’ve had a thing with for…. over four years… who has told me, over and over, how attracted he is to me, how much he loves sexing me, how much he hated me being in a realtionship….. he just answered “we’ll see” to my very forward proposition….

    Sigh. Not the answer I was after.

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  • Profile picture of MissMaria MissMaria said:
    3 years, 7 months ago

    Im so single… i cant sleep at nite because i miss where he used to be so much! :( i miss kissing him bye when i leave and putting my leg over him when i sleep, he was my hot water bottle.
    Lonely

    I hate being single

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  • Profile picture of Miley Miley said:
    3 years, 7 months ago

    this is why i dont drink gaga

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  • Profile picture of Boa1 Boa1 said:
    3 years, 7 months ago

    Gargh, He has a gf.

    “but if we break up, I’m so coming after you.”

    I’m so single that deep down I’m still hopin’…. haha

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  • Profile picture of Miley Miley said:
    3 years, 7 months ago

    break up with her!!! NOW! your better.

    i know.

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  • Profile picture of Miley Miley said:
    3 years, 7 months ago

    win.

    http://www.nzgirl.co.nz/articles/8970

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  • Profile picture of Luceunit Luceunit said:
    3 years, 7 months ago

    I’m almost so single….. I’ll be able to flirt with all the hot hot guys at my gym without feeling guilty!

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