If I was a boy for the day...

The grass is always greener on the other side, so what is it that you would do if you were a boy? Would you test the goods, rock the casba, eat pies and beer for breakfast or find out if girls really do nag?

We headed to the forums to find out what you would do if you could switch places with one of our male counterparts and came up with some rather consistent and amusing results. Apparently all the boys have on us is the ability to pee standing up…

 

Name: Bonnie
Age: 27
If I was a boy, I'd be: Tall, dark and handsome
The first thing I'd do is: Well come on... has to be said... I'd try out the merchandise and perfect my hand assisted technique! Then I'd walk around and dish out sweet and thoughtful compliments to girls... with no strings attached!

 

Name: Justine
Age: 20
If I was a boy, I'd be: An All Black!
The first thing I'd do is: Get in a team, huddle and grunt! Then run out on the field, get muddy and experience that man love vibe they've got going on! No woman can understand that ‘man rugby love’ and let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to be able to get muddy with Dan and Ritchie?!

 

Name: Claire
Age: 20...21 in a week
If I was a boy, I'd be: An awesome tradesman that earned an excellent income and knew how to fix anything and everything.
The first thing I'd do is: Fiddle with my car so that I could make it better, pee standing up anywhere, eat a mince pie and a sausage roll for lunch everyday, have a "boys night out" (those words make me shiver), go to work to talk about what is normally talked about at work and also participate in a normal relationship and to see if a girl is actually nagging or annoying.

 

Name: Natasha
Age: 21
If I was a boy: I would 'play'. And try peeing standing up, against a wall, just to see how high I could get it. It seems like I have a dirty mind, but they are the two things that catch my curiosity the most.

 

Name: Sarah
Age: 22
If I was a boy, I'd be: Any hot guy with a fast car!
The first thing I'd do is: This may sound disgusting, but I’m just being honest - I would definitely float my own boat! Then I'd go take a pee off the balcony, go round to the boys flat and get dirty working on various cars, pull a few doughies and drift around a few corners! Then I’d do a few laps and check out the chicks, go to the pub and sit round drinking beer, watching rugby on the big screen and talking about sex, girls, boobs and sex, oh, and cars. Then I'd pick up some easy chick - must be hot though, take her home and have my manly way with her, then fall asleep straight after and snore like a train (would also wake up next morning with no hangover whatsoever and have beer for breakfast)!

Liselle

If all of this has got you wondering about what it really would be like, check out the hot new DVD, It's a Boy Girl Thing. Starring the OC's Samaire Armstrong, it's a hilarious flick that shows us what happens when a guy and girl actually do trade bodies. We're giving away 10 copies of the DVD, so click here to get yourself in the draw!