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Did you know that Divine Brown, the prostitute knobbled for giving Hugh Grant’s knob a shine in his car in 1995, is the star of a movie all about her life?
It’s called Sunset and Divine: The British Experience and is directed by none other than Porn Legend Ron Jeremy (who incidentally just visited New Zealand). It stars Divine as herself in an adult flick about that fateful night Hugh Grant felt a hankering for some hanky panky and unzipped some prime British Beef in a Sunset Strip.
It was filmed a year after the incident that left Grant embarrassed and Liz Hurley single. It must be a tour de force of cinematic achievement.
Its leading man is certainly very experienced. His name is Mark David and he is a British film star who has starred in no less than 770 movies.
Some of his best titles include Super Size Meat, Crack Addict, The Blowjob Adventures of Doctor Fellatio 2, Big Boobs in Buttsville, Gang Bang Girl 1 – 27 and …. Afterglow (awwww).
The movie also stars Candy Connor and April Diamonds, (didn’t their parents come up with such lovely names for them), who both star in an array of other top quality movies such as Juicy Cheerleaders and The Backway Inn: 5.
It is difficult to find any reviews of this flick but mikehill38 of Manchester England said it was “…an immensely enjoyable skinflick...divinely recommended!”
Heidi Fleiss, Hollywood’s most notorious Madame, also has two movies about her. (For those of you born in the 80s she was the Madame who was jailed from three years for tax evasion and in the process revealed her professional dealings with Jack Nicholson, Marlon Brando (hopefully pre-Jabba the Hut look buuuuuuut probably not) and Charlie Sheen.)
But the movies aren’t the interesting part with her, what’s most intriguing is that she is currently looking for male prostitutes to work on Heidi Fleiss’ Stud Farm in Nevada. It’s a female client only brothel where ladies can go and pick their ideal fantasy man and rent him by the hour for US$250. It’s a new venture and she is advertising for talent online so if you think you fit the bill go to www.heidifleiss.com.
Fascinating what the internet spits out, as opposed to swallows.
No I’m not investigating a career alternative, but rather doing some research for my new show, Hot Pink Bits, which will be all about famous prostitutes and Femme Fatales. I have decided that whilst I’m twiddling my thumbs in Londontown I’ll study up and do some writing.
I have, however, had limited concentration success as my friend has Sky TV, BUT I did find those fascinating facts out whilst also watching reruns of Quantum Leap and LA Law. Hopefully I’ll uncover some more mines of information before the Seinfeld marathon starts, I so love how nothing happens in Seinfeld don’t you?
Hhhhm nothing happens, that sounds like a good writing technique. Maybe I’ll have a quick break……pass the popcorn.
Penny
PS: I got second equal in my poetry slam and if anyone’s in London come and see me Thursday Night, Shortfuse, @ The Camden Head, Camden Walk, Islington, London, N1Tube: Angel Doors: 8.30pm. Admission: £5 waged / £3 concessions.
Last updated: 30/04/2008
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