We all have our ‘blonde’ moments – luckily enough for us, only a few people have to witness them! Celebrities aren’t so fortunate. With the media hanging off their every word, they get caught out… We take a look at some of the crazy things our favourite famous friends have said…
“Twenty-three is old. It’s almost 25, which is like almost mid-20’s.” – Jessica Simpson
Forget forty being the new thirty, Jess considers anyone above twenty seven to be absolutely ancient.
“Oh, I love hugging! I wish I was an octopus so I could hug ten people at a time!”
- Drew Barrymore
OK, so I’ve never wanted to be an octopus before, but to be honest, the ability to hug ten people at a time would actually be a very handy skill. Ain’t nothing like sharing the love.
“Don’t shave, don’t shower, don’t care. Be really stinky and wear the same clothes every day. I think that what makes a man sexy is not being self aware. That’s what’s really cute to me.” – Gwen Stefani
Seriously? Gwen would have been in heaven a couple of decades back… You know, when no one understood the importance of washing and dental hygiene hadn’t been invented. Nice. Last time I looked Gavin Rossdale didn’t scrub up too bad? He’s got some dirtying down to do to keep his wife happy.
“It’s something that you have to experience in your life, but I think my first kiss, I was seven and it was really yucky.” – Hilary Swank
I’d be seriously worried if a seven-year-old found a kiss anything but ‘yucky’. I’m pretty sure at that age kissing was the equivalent of blowing raspberries.
“I’m so camp! I’m such a gay man trying to get out.” – Victoria Beckham
How does that work? You’re a woman? How can you be a gay man? Women aren’t camp – they are naturally feminine. Someone needs to explain this to Posh.
“I think vegetarians – for a lot of them – it’s about a lack of commitment to life and relationships. There are some who just like the fact that they’re controlling something in their life.” – Kirsten Dunst
That’s very deep and meaningful Kirsten…but I happen to know a lot of successful, married vegetarians. They just don’t want to hurt the animals!
“I try and take a lot of vitamins and I don’t drink. I do smoke, though, I’d be insufferable if I didn’t smoke, you’d have to push me off a balcony I’d be so boring.” - Kate Beckinsale
An honest attempt at balancing the good and the bad!